i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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