We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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