I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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