im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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