Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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