so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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