just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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