Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
