I look better un-naked...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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