They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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