hotel room ftw
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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