He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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