Where is the hickey?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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