I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
