Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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