4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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