yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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