Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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