One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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