Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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