You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
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i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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