I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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