Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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