Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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She even gives head with a lisp.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived