The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Randomize
