Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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