...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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