I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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