talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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