I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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