"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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