can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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