question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
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I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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