I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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