And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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