Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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