Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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