I think I just saw someone hide a body.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
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A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I want a musical about memes.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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