Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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