so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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