nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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