we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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