Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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