Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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