My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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