Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
