if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Found the puke drawer
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
