On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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