Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
How drunk are you?
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