I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
And then he peed in my hair
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