I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
do nipples grow back?
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