Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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